Simon : You... actually, uh, I did want to talk to you guys about something.
Emily : What is it?
Simon : [stammering]  Uh, well...
Jack : Let me guess. You got somebody pregnant. No, you're pregnant.
Simon : Yeah.
Jack : I knew it!
Simon : Yeah, I'm pregnant.
Jack : I knew it. I mean, he's got that glow about him, babe.
Simon : No, um...
[struggles to get the words out] 
Simon : I'm gay.
[Emily and Jack are both quiet] 
Emily : Honey...
Simon : And I don't want you guys to think anything different. I'm still me...
Emily : Of course you are, Simon.
Jack : Yeah. So you're gay. Which one of your old girlfriends turned you? Was it the one with the big eyebrow or...
Emily : Jack.
Nora : Jesus Christ, dad, do you ever shut the hell up?
Jack : I'm kidding.
Nora : It's not funny!
Jack : I'm kidding. Hey, Nora, open up your gift, please?
[an embarrassed Jack exits the living room] 
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