Actor`s page Mike Epps 3j6t2u 18 November 1970, Indianapolis, Indiana, USA!

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working...Show more »

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff. Show less «

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only t...Show more »

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh. Show less «

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I cal...Show more »

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal t and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%. Show less «

Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it w...Show more »

Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie. Show less «

I can when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 ep...Show more »

I can when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man. Show less «

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm h...Show more »

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble. Show less «

I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that...Show more »

I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to. Show less «

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what ...Show more »

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something. Show less «

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. Y...Show more »

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right. Show less «

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point ...Show more »

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes. Show less «

I would love to play Magnum P.I.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome o...Show more »

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it. Show less «

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be a...Show more »

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right. Show less «

To have longevity in this business, you have to reinvent yourself. You can't keep doing the same stu...Show more »

To have longevity in this business, you have to reinvent yourself. You can't keep doing the same stuff. Sometimes I've turned down stuff and lost money. Show less «

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female ...Show more »

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean? Show less «

Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to ...Show more »

Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid. Show less «

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

I used to be a dusty little child.

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun...Show more »

On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money. Show less «

The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do...Show more »

With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check. Show less «

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