Cher : Ya know dude, it is a little weird that you are talking to my doll.
Jack : Um I don't think that I need a drag queen to define normal behavior. But I will say this, the look, is flawless.
Cher : Whatever.
Jack : Ohh. Working the attitude. OK, you're good.
Cher : I've had a lot of practice.
Jack : Hey hey. You're not that great Mister Sister. I do a better Cher than you.
Cher : Ya think so?
Jack : Actually it's "You think so, hooooooooooooooe"
Cher : Are you kidding me with this?
Jack : OK, the hand is perfect, but it's more "are you kidding me with this, hoooooooooooe"
Cher : Get a life.
[walks away then turns around] 
Cher : [sings]  If I could turn back time.
Jack : [clears throat to sing]  If I could turn back time, hoooooooooooe. Time hoooooooe. Time hoooooe. Time hoooooe.
Cher : [slaps Jack]  Snap out of it!
[she leaves; Jack realizes who she really was and faints] 
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Cher : Don't talk to me about rejection, okay? Look how many times I've gone down in flames. , I LOST the Oscar for 'Moonstruck'.
Jack : But you WON the Oscar for 'Moonstruck'.
Cher : And don't you forget it.
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[Cher sings] 
Jack : STOP IT. STOP IT. You're hawking your album during my dream?
Cher : Well, someone's gotta pay for these costumes and dancing fairies.
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Cher : [to Jack during his dream]  Follow your bliss jack...
Jack : [grabs one of Cher's dancers]  my bliss is this way.
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