Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Clyde, Jimmy Valmer, Officer Barbrady, News Reporter, TV Announcer... 43186q
Cartman : I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
Stan : No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ...Show more »
Stan : No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ...Show more »
Cartman : I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
Stan : No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.
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Stan : No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.
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Kyle : We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for b...Show more »
Kyle : We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy.
Stan : And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.
Kyle : And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.
Cartman : Hey. You did me already.
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Stan : And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.
Kyle : And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.
Cartman : Hey. You did me already.
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Stan : [with a sigh, calmly] Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.
Kyle : [shouts] We killed Kenny?
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Kyle : [shouts] We killed Kenny?
Stan : [with a sigh, calmly] Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.
Kyle : [shouts] We killed Kenny?
Stan : Yup. We're bastards.
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Kyle : [shouts] We killed Kenny?
Stan : Yup. We're bastards.
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Tweek : But what if I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
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Tweek : But what if I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Stan : Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time?
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Stan : Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time?
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Eric Cartman : I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.
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Eric Cartman : I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.
Mr. Garrison : Eric. If you call Wendy a bitch one more time I'm sending you to the principal's office.
[beat]
Eric Cartman : Bitch.
Mr. Garrison : That's it Eric, you...
Eric Cartman : I'm going.
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Mr. Garrison : Eric. If you call Wendy a bitch one more time I'm sending you to the principal's office.
[beat]
Eric Cartman : Bitch.
Mr. Garrison : That's it Eric, you...
Eric Cartman : I'm going.
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Stan : We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.
Mrs. Crabtree : [shouting] What did you say?
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Mrs. Crabtree : [shouting] What did you say?
Stan : We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.
Mrs. Crabtree : [shouting] What did you say?
Stan : I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Mrs. Crabtree : Oh.
Kyle : Whoa, dude.
Stan : I always wondered if that would work.
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Mrs. Crabtree : [shouting] What did you say?
Stan : I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Mrs. Crabtree : Oh.
Kyle : Whoa, dude.
Stan : I always wondered if that would work.
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Eric Cartman : Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!
Eric Cartman : Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!
Cartman : Why don't we all sing, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor?
Cartman : Why don't we all sing, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor?
Stan : Oh my god. Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny.
Kyle : You bastard.
Jay Leno : Ah, who cares? ...Show more »
Kyle : You bastard.
Jay Leno : Ah, who cares? ...Show more »
Stan : Oh my god. Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny.
Kyle : You bastard.
Jay Leno : Ah, who cares? He dies every episode.
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Kyle : You bastard.
Jay Leno : Ah, who cares? He dies every episode.
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Cartman : Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welfare and they're...Show more »
Cartman : Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welfare and they're happy, isn't that right, Kenny?
Kenny : [muffled] Fuck you.
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Kenny : [muffled] Fuck you.
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Cartman : Kenny's family is so poor, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
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Cartman : Kenny's family is so poor, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
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Stan : Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?
Stan : Just go talk t...Show more »
Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?
Stan : Just go talk t...Show more »
Stan : Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?
Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?
Stan : Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my muse. No, tell her... tell her... she's a continuing source of inspiration to me.
Jimmy : She's what?
Stan : She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.
Jimmy : Okay. Hey, W- Hey, Wendy.
Wendy : Yeah?
Jimmy : Stan says you're a cont... you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont- cont...
[sounds like "cunt"]
Wendy : Well, tell Stan to fuck off!
[walks away]
Jimmy : [continues] ... cont... You're a continuing source of inspiration to him.
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Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?
Stan : Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my muse. No, tell her... tell her... she's a continuing source of inspiration to me.
Jimmy : She's what?
Stan : She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.
Jimmy : Okay. Hey, W- Hey, Wendy.
Wendy : Yeah?
Jimmy : Stan says you're a cont... you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont- cont...
[sounds like "cunt"]
Wendy : Well, tell Stan to fuck off!
[walks away]
Jimmy : [continues] ... cont... You're a continuing source of inspiration to him.
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Satan : Saddam. But... I killed you.
Saddam Hussein : Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
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Saddam Hussein : Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
Satan : Saddam. But... I killed you.
Saddam Hussein : Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
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Saddam Hussein : Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
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Kenny : And what I think, basically, is that when you let what you watch be under your parents' cont...Show more »
Kenny : And what I think, basically, is that when you let what you watch be under your parents' control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended because they rely on television as a babysitter for their kids.
Stan : Totally, dude.
Kyle : Good point, man.
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Stan : Totally, dude.
Kyle : Good point, man.
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Cartman : I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.
Cartman : I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.
Cartman : Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about g...Show more »
Cartman : Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
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Stan : Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty.
Stan : Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty.
Newscaster Ned : If irony was made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right no...Show more »
Newscaster Ned : If irony was made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
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Garrison : You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
Garrison : You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
Timmy : TIMAH.
Timmy : TIMAH.
Cartman : You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your...Show more »
Cartman : You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan : Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman : Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man.
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Stan : Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman : Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man.
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Mr. Garrison : Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.
Mr. Garrison : Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.
[walking up to a crucified Cartman]
Officer Barbrady : T. T is for turtle.
Officer Barbrady : T. T is for turtle.
[walking up to a crucified Cartman]
Officer Barbrady : T. T is for turtle.
Officer Barbrady : T. T is for turtle.
[repeated line]
City Wok Owner : Welcome to Shitty Wok!
[meant as City Wok]
City Wok Owner : Welcome to Shitty Wok!
[meant as City Wok]
[repeated line]
City Wok Owner : Welcome to Shitty Wok!
[meant as City Wok]
City Wok Owner : Welcome to Shitty Wok!
[meant as City Wok]
Mrs. Marsh : Hello, Mrs. Brovlowski, this is Stan's mom. I was wondering if you might know why my so...Show more »
Mrs. Marsh : Hello, Mrs. Brovlowski, this is Stan's mom. I was wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick.
Stan : Aaaah. I have to get it out.
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Stan : Aaaah. I have to get it out.
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[repeated line]
Stan : Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Stan : Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
[repeated line]
Stan : Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Stan : Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Cartman : Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.
Cartman : Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.
KKK Leader : White power! White power!
Mr. Garrison : [as Mr. Hat] White power!
[as Mr. Garr...Show more »
Mr. Garrison : [as Mr. Hat] White power!
[as Mr. Garr...Show more »
KKK Leader : White power! White power!
Mr. Garrison : [as Mr. Hat] White power!
[as Mr. Garrison]
Mr. Garrison : Oh, I'm sorry, Chef, Mr. Hat is a racist son of a bitch.
[as Mr. Hat]
Mr. Garrison : Don't apologize for me to that spear chucker.
[as Mr. Garrison; gasps]
Mr. Garrison : Mr. Hat!
[runs]
Mr. Garrison : Aaah!
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Mr. Garrison : [as Mr. Hat] White power!
[as Mr. Garrison]
Mr. Garrison : Oh, I'm sorry, Chef, Mr. Hat is a racist son of a bitch.
[as Mr. Hat]
Mr. Garrison : Don't apologize for me to that spear chucker.
[as Mr. Garrison; gasps]
Mr. Garrison : Mr. Hat!
[runs]
Mr. Garrison : Aaah!
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Cartman : Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it ma...Show more »
Cartman : Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
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Cartman : ...my mom lied to me just like your parents lied to you and now where poor like Kenny's fa...Show more »
Cartman : ...my mom lied to me just like your parents lied to you and now where poor like Kenny's family
[Kenny walks over to comfort Cartman]
Cartman : Don't touch me Kenny.
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[Kenny walks over to comfort Cartman]
Cartman : Don't touch me Kenny.
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Cartman : I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike...Show more »
Cartman : I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now!
Butters : Uh oh.
[He slowly backs away from Cartman in fear]
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Butters : Uh oh.
[He slowly backs away from Cartman in fear]
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Stan : Oh my god! They killed Kenny.
Kyle : [unenthusiastically] You bastard.
Kyle : [unenthusiastically] You bastard.
Stan : Oh my god! They killed Kenny.
Kyle : [unenthusiastically] You bastard.
Kyle : [unenthusiastically] You bastard.
Eric Cartman : I got my period.
Eric Cartman : I got my period.
Cartman : Oh, look what I did with Kyle's money. I had it changed into singles so I could roll aroun...Show more »
Cartman : Oh, look what I did with Kyle's money. I had it changed into singles so I could roll around in it like this. Oh, Kyle's money.
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Mrs Crabtree : Hurry up! We're running late.
Stan : Ahh we're always running late, you fat hog.
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Stan : Ahh we're always running late, you fat hog.
Mrs Crabtree : Hurry up! We're running late.
Stan : Ahh we're always running late, you fat hog.
Mrs Crabtree : What did you say?
Stan : I wish I could go to Prauge!
Mrs Crabtree : Yeah. Me too.
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Stan : Ahh we're always running late, you fat hog.
Mrs Crabtree : What did you say?
Stan : I wish I could go to Prauge!
Mrs Crabtree : Yeah. Me too.
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Eric Cartman : [after Bebe gets boobs] Well, fuck you, Stan, fuck you, Kyle, and
[shouts]
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Eric Cartman : [after Bebe gets boobs] Well, fuck you, Stan, fuck you, Kyle, and
[shouts]
Eric Cartman : fucky you, Kenny! Bebe, you're still cool!
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[shouts]
Eric Cartman : fucky you, Kenny! Bebe, you're still cool!
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Cartman : The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something ...Show more »
Cartman : The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy.
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Eric Cartman : [Cartman tries to get invited to the girls' party]
[in a false girl's voice]
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[in a false girl's voice]
Eric Cartman : [Cartman tries to get invited to the girls' party]
[in a false girl's voice]
Eric Cartman : "Oooh, there's Cartman, we should invite him to the party for sure... "
[as himself]
Eric Cartman : Fuck you, May, fuck you, Annie, fuck you, BeBe, fuck you, whatever your name is, and fuck you, bitch!
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[in a false girl's voice]
Eric Cartman : "Oooh, there's Cartman, we should invite him to the party for sure... "
[as himself]
Eric Cartman : Fuck you, May, fuck you, Annie, fuck you, BeBe, fuck you, whatever your name is, and fuck you, bitch!
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Jimmy : Knock, knock.
Cartman : Who's there?
Jimmy : Interrupting cow.
Cartman : Interrupti...Show more »
Cartman : Who's there?
Jimmy : Interrupting cow.
Cartman : Interrupti...Show more »
Jimmy : Knock, knock.
Cartman : Who's there?
Jimmy : Interrupting cow.
Cartman : Interrupting cow wh...
Jimmy : [interrupting] Mooo!
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Cartman : Who's there?
Jimmy : Interrupting cow.
Cartman : Interrupting cow wh...
Jimmy : [interrupting] Mooo!
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[the boys are outside building a snowman]
Stan : I have a button we can use for his nose.
Ke...Show more »
Stan : I have a button we can use for his nose.
Ke...Show more »
[the boys are outside building a snowman]
Stan : I have a button we can use for his nose.
Kenny : [Mumbling]
Kyle : What would we use a marble-sack for?
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Stan : I have a button we can use for his nose.
Kenny : [Mumbling]
Kyle : What would we use a marble-sack for?
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Mr. Garrison : What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?
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Mr. Garrison : What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?
Randy Marsh : Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.
Mr. Garrison : Yep.
Randy Marsh : So, they don't really do anything.
Mr. Garrison : Right.
Randy Marsh : So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?
Mr. Garrison : [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.
Customers : Huh? What's that? What'd he say?
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Randy Marsh : Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.
Mr. Garrison : Yep.
Randy Marsh : So, they don't really do anything.
Mr. Garrison : Right.
Randy Marsh : So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?
Mr. Garrison : [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.
Customers : Huh? What's that? What'd he say?
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[repeated line]
Cartman : Butters, what the hell are you doing?
Cartman : Butters, what the hell are you doing?
[repeated line]
Cartman : Butters, what the hell are you doing?
Cartman : Butters, what the hell are you doing?
Terrance : Hey Phillip, guess what?
Phillip : What?
Terrance : [Farts] Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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Phillip : What?
Terrance : [Farts] Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Terrance : Hey Phillip, guess what?
Phillip : What?
Terrance : [Farts] Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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Phillip : What?
Terrance : [Farts] Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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Eric Cartman : Come on Kyle. Just because your mom is a bitch doesn't mean that we all have to suffe...Show more »
Eric Cartman : Come on Kyle. Just because your mom is a bitch doesn't mean that we all have to suffer.
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Cartman : Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?
Cartman : Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?
Timmy : GOBBLES.
Timmy : GOBBLES.
Stan : Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move away. Environmental activists don't use log...Show more »
Stan : Guys, we have no choice. We're gonna have to move away. Environmental activists don't use logic or reason.
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Mr. Garrison : Mr. Slave, did you finish taking attendance?
Mr. Slave : All done-sy wun-sy.
Mr. Slave : All done-sy wun-sy.
Mr. Garrison : Mr. Slave, did you finish taking attendance?
Mr. Slave : All done-sy wun-sy.
Mr. Slave : All done-sy wun-sy.
Cartman : OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.
Cartman : OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.
Mr. Garrison : Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?
Mr. Garrison : Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?
Mr. Garrison : You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time
Mr. Garrison : You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time
Cartman : The wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and fin...Show more »
Cartman : The wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46.
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[repeated line]
Stan : You know, I learned something today.
Stan : You know, I learned something today.
[repeated line]
Stan : You know, I learned something today.
Stan : You know, I learned something today.
Token Williams : Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
Stan : [confused] He told my...Show more »
Stan : [confused] He told my...Show more »
Token Williams : Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
Stan : [confused] He told my dad that he is...
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Stan : [confused] He told my dad that he is...
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Stan Marsh : This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been suck...Show more »
Stan Marsh : This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.
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[repeated line]
Stephen Stotch : Butters... You are GROUNDED!
Stephen Stotch : Butters... You are GROUNDED!
[repeated line]
Stephen Stotch : Butters... You are GROUNDED!
Stephen Stotch : Butters... You are GROUNDED!
Mr. Garrison : Now a haiku is just like a good old-fashioned American Poem, except that it's complet...Show more »
Mr. Garrison : Now a haiku is just like a good old-fashioned American Poem, except that it's completely stupid.
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[theme song]
Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!
Stan , K...Show more »
Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!
Stan , K...Show more »
[theme song]
Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!
Stan , Kyle : Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind!
Cartman : Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
Les Claypool : I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind!
Kenny : [indistinct mumbling]
Les Claypool : So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine!
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Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!
Stan , Kyle : Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind!
Cartman : Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
Les Claypool : I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind!
Kenny : [indistinct mumbling]
Les Claypool : So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine!
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Mr. Garrison : Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.
Mr. Garrison : Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.
Cartman : Oh, Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawal at the First Bank of Lies.
Cartman : Oh, Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawal at the First Bank of Lies.
Stephen Stotch : Don't talk back Butters, go to your room! I don't know what's wrong with that boy. ...Show more »
Stephen Stotch : Don't talk back Butters, go to your room! I don't know what's wrong with that boy. It can't be our parenting, we're awesome! He must have some kind of mental illness...
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Garrison : Just , there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
Garrison : Just , there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
Randy Marsh : If Saddam Hussein is making weapons then we have to stop him... with our weapons.
Randy Marsh : If Saddam Hussein is making weapons then we have to stop him... with our weapons.
Garrison : [Presidential Rally] Yeah! Fuck 'em all to Death!
Garrison : [Presidential Rally] Yeah! Fuck 'em all to Death!
Stan : It's always interesting to hear from Famous People.
Wendy : Hitler was famous too.
Wendy : Hitler was famous too.
Stan : It's always interesting to hear from Famous People.
Wendy : Hitler was famous too.
Wendy : Hitler was famous too.
Cartman : We have Crab People.
Cartman : We have Crab People.
South Park - Season 22
ep.11
HD
Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
